Under the circumstances

We are under the weather, under the situation, under the circumstances….

But what are we doing under there?

Turkey jokes

The pastor at our church mentioned three jokes at our Thanksgiving service:

1. Which side of the turkey has the most feather?

Outside.

2. What will a turkey say before going to the oven?

Oh, I am stuffed.

3. What would a space turkey say?
Habo habo.